Is everybody in?

When I grow up; I want to live near the sea, crab claws and bottles of rum, that's what I'll have.... staring at the seashell and waiting for it to embrace me.......
• Hoop Dancer
• Bassnectar Enthusiast
•Culinary Arts Student
• West Coast livin'
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via lilravemonster)

-imaginarythoughts-:

freshest-tittymilk:

girlinfourcolors:

archiemcphee:

Randy Liedtke created this Bloody Mary that’s so awesomely over-the-top it clearly belongs in our Department of Outrageously Overindulgent Bloody Marys.

The cocktail is garnished with one footlong sub, four pieces of fried chicken, one entire pepperoni pizza, two double cheeseburgers, onion ring, french fries, garlic bread, pickles, olives, onions, one whole lemon, one whole lime, jalapeños, and last but not least, a second Bloody Mary.

Want.

Don’t send me a bouquet of flowers, send me this

Fuck the bloody Mary, just send me the food

(via savcreeps)